Scene 4: At Arts Canteen There are four tables altogether, with four seats at each table, like how the chairs in the arts canteen are arranged – one table, four chairs. Grace and Faith spread themselves out over the seats and start talking, while the guys are to one side..)
Galvin: (powerfully, mock theatrically, gestures towards the audience as if beholding a wonderful panorama) At last! We are here! Come my friends. The yong tau fu is waiting for us! (gestures to where the “stall” was while they were lining up)
Justin: (shaking head) Brudder, brudder. Go for holiday to England, come back means must so drama.
Yong Fu: (Breathes in the air like it’s fresh from the mountains) Hey, but he’s right man. After all these years… (pauses in mid-thought) well, after all this two and a half years, at least – no more SFI, no more IPPT, no more SOC! Now, there is only…
Galvin: (Cheekily) Tau fu?
Yong Fu: (Deflates) No lah! Now there is only… (hands on Galvin’s shoulder, turns him around to behold…)
Galvin: (pulls away from Yong Fu, mock angry) Oei! My sister is at that table okay! You bio her must ask my permission one you know!
Justin: Aiyoh, you people ah… (walks over to Faith and Grace) Hello! Holidays how? Got go anywhere or not?
Faith: (to Justin) Hey yan tao! Haven’t seen you in so long… Did you miss me?
Justin: Still have that crush on me, I see. I know, (preens hair, like L’oreal shampoo commercial) because I’m worth it!
Faith: (mock appalled) Aiyoh! Is this what army teach you?
Grace: (knowingly) No lah, he born already like that one. Ask my kor lah, last time when they were in Primary school together, wah, both our families headache only…
Galvin and Justin: (indignant, TOGETHER) Galvin: Aei, I wasn’t so bad okay! It’s always he get me into trouble! (points to Justin) Justin: Oei, last time I always get into trouble because he is the headache one! (points to Galvin)
Grace: (to Galvin) Ha-na, ha-na you. Ask mummy. She will tell all your stories and adventures to everyone and anyone who is interested.
Galvin: (ironic, finger wagging to Grace) Woman. You will speak when I command you.
Faith: Aiyoh, domestic dispute! I go and buy good first. (gestures toward Galvin and Grace) You two, brother and sister fight finish then call me okay? Make sure you clean up the blood first. What do you all want to eat? (digs for wallet)
Yong Fu: Yong tau fu! Anything also can, just no sea cucumber.
Justin: Me too.
Grace: I go with you, I don’t want to argue with my (sarcastic, makes air quotation marks) “大哥” here.
Galvin: Oei! You better buy food for me ah!
(Grace and Faith exit stage right, leaving Yong Fu, Justin and Galvin at the tables. They lounge around as the girls leave. Galvin starts flipping through 8days, while Justin flips open a ring file and starts flipping also. Both do so aimlessly, as if not really seeing what they’re flipping through. Yong Fu is just staring into space, stoning. They sit in companionable silence for a while.)
Yong Fu: (dreamily, shaking his head, regarding his friends) I can’t believe it.
Justin: (puzzled) Believe what?
Yong Fu: (matter of fact) That we’re in NUS. After so long, this is the final lap we have to run before we go into real life.
(Francesca and Esther enter from stage left)
Galvin: (disbelievingly) Are you kidding me? You mean you still living in a dream world ah? This is real life man! Anyway, what’s the big deal? It’s not like you’re the only one here. 5000 other students in the arts faculty alone, okay! (slight pause) What’s so good about NUS anyway? I wanted to go overseas to study. (grumpy)
Justin: Is it? Then how come you didn’t?
Galvin: (makes hand action signifying money) No money, baby, no money.
Francesca: Galvin has no money? (toward Galvin, jokingly) Sorry dear, I think we have to break up.
Justin: No lah, we’re just talking about how he wanted to go overseas to study, but didn’t go.
Eeleen: (Indicating Galvin) Oh… so that’s why no money lah. How come never be like this guy (pokes Yong Fu) and take scholarship? Which scholarship did you take again ah?
(At this moment, Faith and Grace re-enter from stage right. Grace is carrying a red small plastic bag, while Faith is carrying a red tray with two plates of fries on it. Grace is carrying four bowls of yong tau fu. All cast are on stage.)
Yong Fu: (strikes heroic pose) Teach. Do something worthwhile with your life.
Faith: (arriving at her seat, places a plate of fries in the middle of a table) Nah, bought two plates of fries for us to share. Is the war over?
Francesca: What war?
Galvin: (feigning ignorance, pretending to be very 天真) Yah, what war? Iraq war over already.
Grace: (mock-annoyed) Aiyoh, you ah. Lucky I got lecture now, or else must listen to some more of this nonsense.
Yong Fu: No lunch?
Grace: Ta-bao-ed a sandwhich. (holds it up) Bye guys.
All: Bye!
(Grace exits stage right, leaving Justin, Galvin, Yong Fu, Faith, Francesca and Eeleen on stage. They sit and arrange themselves, and start to pick at their food. Justin says silent grace. Awkward silence as the rest of the characters are unsure of whether or not to start eating their food first or wait for him. Finally, Justin looks up, says a soft “Amen” and picks up his utensils, and carries on the conversation.)
Justin: Eh, what modules you all want to take this sem? (uncomfortable short silence) Yong Fu: Eh, since when you start doing that?
Justin: Saying grace? Since December.
Eeleen: For what?
Justin: (as if it’s self-evident) Thanking God for the food?
Francesca: (amused) Thank God for what? It’s not like he cooked the food for you.
Galvin: (to Justin) Yah lor. Unless the yong tau fu uncle is your god… What happened to the officer from OCS who make recruits cry one? (clasps Justin on the shoulder)
Justin: (shrugs) Well, it’s just something I do as a Christian. Not to sound cheesy, but I just think that the vegetables couldn’t have grown without some help from a higher power whom I believe to be God, so I’m saying grace to thank God for giving me this meal.
Faith: I thought you Christian for so long already, how come now then I see you so holy holy one?
Justin: Dunno why also. Just that last year when we came into NUS, I didn’t get ANY of the modules I wanted. So I was quite angry with the NUS CORS system, and also angry a bit with God lah, cos I believe that He’s in charge mah, so since I’m Christian, I thought everything in my life should be steady, so why I kena such crappy modules? I complained to my mother, then she tell me to read my bible and see what God says about my situation.
Yong Fu: Since when you read bible one?
Justin: Got lah… so anyway, I opened my bible, and the first passage I read says that God knows the plans he has for me, and the plan is to give me hope, and to give me a future, and if I pray to Him, He will listen to me. At first I thought the verse quite 巧, it’s too much of a coincidence. But the passage also said that if I sincerely seek God, I will find Him.
Faith: So easy to find him one meh?
Eeleen: Then what happened?
It kinda calmed me down lah, knowing that God has a plan for my life. So I just continued going to church, and started talking to God by praying lor. (uneasy pause as all the cast look at him, some thoughtful, some skeptical) So, what modules you guys taking this sem? This kind of thing must plan early one, scally cannot graduate then really die.
(uneasy pause. conversation picks up a little uneasily, but the group manages to slip back into the rhythm. Start picking at their food again.)
Francesca: Uh… I’m not too sure. It’s really hard to choose. And it’s so confusing! GEM, CFM, UL, exposure modules…
Eeleen: (cuts in) Yah lor, so many exposure modules, expose here expose there, later my CAP score exposed then really kena exposed!
Yong Fu: Just choose what you want to do lor! So easy.
Faith: Where got so easy? You anyhow tikam tikam one meh?
Eeleen: Somemore the modules which sound interesting also sound very hard, and the boring ones sound even harder. Anyway, nevermind lah, year one only, try here try there then later then decide what I want to do.
Francesca: (to Justin, skeptical) You mean you can plan so far ahead? I haven’t even decided on my major, and you want me to think about the rest of my life? I think it’s only after you try the exposure modules will you have an idea of what you want to do.
Justin: Yeah, but what are you working towards?
Eeleen: I think I prefer to 走一步, 看一步.
Justin: But with all the 一步 here and the 一步 there, where do all these little steps take you? Do you have anything you really die-die want to do?
Eeleen: (shrugs) Dunno. That’s why I came to NUS mah. It’s cheaper than overseas, so I don’t need to spend so much money while trying to figure out what I want with my life.
Galvin: Not for me man! When I was digging trenches in the army, I told myself I definitely want to earn more than the stupid person shouting into my ear. I plan sui sui already. Going to graduate from BizAd and take over my father’s car business. That means lotsa money, losta cars, and lotsa hot (babes…) (mouths the word as Esther cuts in)
Francesca: Hey!
Galvin: (changing direction of word halfway)…hot… hot… hot wheels! I love hot wheels!
Yong Fu: (laughs) So much for your “dreams” huh? Come on, brother. Let me show you the error of your ways. (strikes heroic pose again) Teach. Do something worthwhile with your life. Mould the lives of the next generation.
Eeleen: (sarcarstic) Wow, and this time you actually said it like you actually did mean it.
Yong Fu: (dropping the act) Actually, I really do. I really believe all the corny songs – (sings) I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way, you know? I really think that the greatest thing a person can do is to be a good, upright person, and show kids how to 做人. My dream is not so glam like Galvin’s one, but it’s still quite solid right? (strikes heroic pose yet again) Teach. Do something (everybody starts groaning here) worthwhile with your life…
Faith: Aiyoh, enough of your nonsense lah. (throws tissue paper at Yong Fu) Please, enough of your rubbish. Aiyoh! Tolong lah.
Eeleen: Aei, but seriously, do you guys have a plan or not ah? I mean, just now she say (indicates Faith) that we tikam tikam choose our modules and just relak and enjoy life, but sometimes I’m a bit worried that I don’t really have a plan of what I want to do later.
Faith: Like, after school ends?
Eeleen: Yah. I mean, I don’t feel like this all the time lah, but sometimes you know, I wonder, where is this all going? It’s like this checklist that all Singaporean babies are born with – you know: Primary school – CHECK! Secondary school – CHECK! Poly or JC – CHECK! NUS or NTU – CHECK! Then nah (gestures) take your degree, bye bye, have a nice life. Then we’re standing outside the door going “So what’s next on the list?” Dream husband, dream car, dream four-room HDB flat, 2.4 kids to make the government happy? (pause, for the next line is loaded) What really drives us?
(Cast freeze. Blackout. Cast exit stage left.)
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