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FAMILY FEUD OF NOODLES VERSUS BAO
Gossip Hot from the oven......just arrived at my door step
Chapter One
One day, Noodle quarrelled with Meat Bao(bun). They had a fight but Bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told Noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to get Bread, Man Tou, Jian Bao etc to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw Maggi Mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat Maggi Mee up and Maggi Mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said, "Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?" The Meat Bao said, "Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"
Chapter Two
Maggi Mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find Bee Hoon, Udon, Fried Noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met Small Bao. Maggi Mee looked at Small Bao for a while then told his brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi Mee whacked Small Bao harder & harder. After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi Mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."
Chapter Three
The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered with bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to burn him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"
Chapter Four
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!"
Chapter Five
Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help. All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao, green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"
Chapter Six
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarter. All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family members could recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured and flattened. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee Pok.
This came in from a colleague - you know, one of those time-wasting emails which help the day pass faster?
[FAMILY FEUD OF NOODLES VERSUS BAO]
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