jeudi, janvier 27, 2005 Highlighting A Letter From The SDU * highlight to see my thoughts.Dear Member, (you mean I haven't been kicked out for not accumulating any ECA participation points yet? Darn!) It has been a pleasure for us to serve your social interaction and dating needs and we hope that you have been actively participating in our training programmes and activities. (I'm sure I have. I love going on 5-day tours to Australia, by myself, with total strangers, on a strict 50-50 gender ratio split, with an inadvertably overenthusiastic SDU facilitator. Oh joy.) In SDU, we strive to continue to serve the needs of all members. (Have you asked me what my needs are? Did I miss that survey form?) We have revamped our membership card to keep pace with your image. (My current image is one of extreme dowdiness and lok-kok dressing. How does this funky orange card fit in?) Attached below is your Classic Membership Card. (Got change meh? Still oleng-car-ler mah!) Remember to bring along your card for participation in our programmes and activities, and you can also enjoy a host of value-added benefits from participating outlets. (I'm sure I can fit this card into my bulging wallet, full of other cards with "value-added benefits from participating outlets", all from which I cannot remember a single one. Yippee.) We hope you will continue to participate and actively utilise your membership to increase the probability of meeting the special someone, whom you can share your life with. (I can't wait. With my new orange card (which lasts all of 5 months) I'm sure I can populate Singapore enough for all policy makers to be happy.) We wish you the best in your quest! If you have any further queries, etc... Warmest Regards etc. [Highlighting A Letter From The SDU] |
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