jeudi, février 03, 2005 Some highly inappropriate words... Inappropriate Responses to the perennial "When are you getting married?/Why aren't you attached/married yet?" Chinese New Year question1. When are you going to die? Isn't that the next step in life for you? 2. What for, so that I start giving out lousy $2 ang pows like you? 3. But... but... you told me when I was in Primary 6 that I had to concentrate on my studies! And you never rescinded that order, so I thought it still held! That's why I'm studying Masters now! 4. I'm lesbian. 5. I don't plan to work, and plan to live off ang pow earnings each year, so hand them over. 6. After being compared with my more accomplished cousins all my young life, I have come to the conclusion that I'm horribly ugly outside and inside - what, you mean you don't agree that I'm uglier and stupider than any of your children? So why are you surprised that I'm not attached/engaged/married/expecting like any one of your children? I LIVE to make your children look great in comparison! And I expect to be PAID handsomely in ang pows for that! [Some highly inappropriate words...] |
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