Glucose, ah, sugar sugar
Know that old song by The Archies?
It's been mutated.
Glucose -- ah, sugar sugar -- You are my favorite fuel From the blood-borne substrate pool. Glucose -- monosaccharide sugar -- You're sweeter than a woman's kiss 'Cause I need you for glycolysis.
This is a lot better than the absolutely crappy songs that I remember some kids coming up with the last time that we tried this in our little country. It was sometime during Disney's release of Aladdin, and there were some kids who came up with non-rhyming "teaching" songs. I'm trying to find a sample of the old lyrics online, but that was neo-Internet time, and it's probably not available online.
That's not to say that my rendition of "LDMR" (to the tune of "YMCA" by The Village People) was any better. But at least it came complete with stupid hand actions, and I remember the Law of Diminishing Marginal Returns quite fondly to this day.
Too bad I didn't go any further than this:
LDMR It's fun to stu-dy LDMR It goes up for a bit Then goes down in the end There's no way this curve is your friend
Hey, I didn't say that I was any good. I dropped Econs a month before the A's.
[Glucose, ah, sugar sugar]
Sngs Alumni @ 4.12.05 { 0 comments }
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