mercredi, avril 19, 2006 ... or at least, famous men are (so stand down, yo'.) Not that this is news to anyone, but Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. Idiots. Morons. In no particular order:Brad Pitt, leaving Jennifer Aniston and shacking up with Angelina Jolie. Not that divorce doesn't happen, but at least be man enough to admit that (1) you had an affair, and (2) could you at least be discreet about it? (i.e. see Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones) And in another round of shocking indiscretion, we have Tom Cruise with Katie Holmes. Like we didn't have enough with the Brad Pitt-Gwyneth Paltrow saga, we had to have the TomKitten pregnancy (widely rumoured to be fake). Then the scientologist pregnancy. Then the "No no, she can make noise!" when the feminist groups started hitting up I'm sure there are others out there equally moronic (please see: Rob Schneider et al). I'm tired just thinking of these two bozos. At least George Clooney doesn't muck around with marriage (not that that's saying much about his ...uh... relationship with his pet hog.) No, I'm not implying what you think I'm implying. I'm just saying - a grown man with a pet pig: not quite the epitome of coolness. No, not even if you're George Clooney. But at least he's just single and single and single. Doesn't cheat on anyone (but his pig.) Okay, I'll shut up about the pig already. ETA: Oh yeah, forgot about Billy Crudup leaving Mary-Louise Parker, eight months pregnant, for Claire Danes. Another two idiots. And Jude Law, with Sienna Miller, and the nanny. You know, forget it. Everyone's insane. [Men are idiots.] |
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