Schindler's List has NOTHING on this list.
After going through a lot of mad phonecalls and SMSes andemails, we finally got Shan out of the hellhole that is the MAD (heh heh) place that she works in. I thought a nice night out at Manhattan Fish Market would be nice.
My class had other ideas. Again, don't get me wrong, the fish was good, the prawns lovely, the mussels brilliant.
It was only AFTER we moved over to a quiet (really. honest.) place along Mohd Sultan that the party hats were put on.
It was like... scary. Extreme makeover, except without the extreme. A half-hour roll of "I love that!" "I use that too!" "No, we should use Brand X instead of Y because Y SUCKS!"
And this is their list of recommended beauty products... maybe we should register a copyright and patent on it or something.
MAKE-UP LIST
| PRODUCT | TYPE | SPECIFICATION | Lipstick | Normal or Gloss | M.A.C. | Foundation | Concealer | Clarins* (for face) | Body shop (for under eye | Base | Clarins* | Powder | Clarins* | Moisturiser | Arene | Eyes | Brows | 2A | Lash | Maybelline Waterproof and curl | Liner - liquid | L'Oreal | Liner - pencil | Gel | Clarins | Shadow | Bodyshop | Cheeks | Rouge | Body Shop | Glitter (?!?) | Bodyshop | cranberry | Deodorant | Marks & Spencer | My preference (how generous of them.) | [Already taken: M=Lily, C=Rose, A=Cocoa] | Whole face | Make up remover | Shu Uemura (the pink one) | BODY CARE LIST
| PRODUCT | BRAND | SPECIFICATION | Moisturiser | Jergens | Any flavour | Soap | Marks and Spencer | Hazeline - smells like ??? (I cannot make out Rie's handwriting) | Hair | Neutrogena | "the pink colour one" | Sunblock | Arene |
| Clinique | Shaving blade | Gillette cream | Berry flavour | & cream | Gillette blade | Nails | Icon @ Bugis Point - Cos it's cheap |
| Hollywood Secrets @ Paragon - Look for May | Hand Cream | Watsons | "the one dollar or one dollar ninety-cents one, the cheap one" | PERFUME LIST
| DAY/NIGHT | MOOD | PERFUME | Day Perfume | Fresh | Clinique's HAPPY | Elegant | Dior's J'ADORE | Classic | Chanel NO. 5 EAU DU TOILETTE | Slutty (like, wtf?) | some smell (removed by request) | Sweet | Stila's CREME BOUQUETS (which would make me smell like JazzyMoo) | Night Perfume | Elegant | Chanel NO. 5 | Sexy | Gucci II | Psycho (again, wtf?) | some smell (and again...) | Classic | Hugo Boss RED | Sweet | Stila's CREME BOUQUETS (which would make me smell like JazzyMoo) | And the picture below features a very resigned me showing the list - written on a napkin, no less. With references and footnotes and stars.
All I wanted was a quiet night out with friends. Scratch that - all I wanted was some advice on lip gloss. The one I have should run out quite fast as it's a small bottle, and I just wanted to know if I should be trying new brands for different colours.
That's all.
*curls up in ball in one corner, hands over ears, rocking and humming tunelessly, staring unseeing at an invisible speck on the ceiling*
[Schindler's List has NOTHING on this list.]
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