jeudi, juillet 02, 2009 Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note. Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)If an annoying person says: 1) I am cute. YR: Of course, how could there be any doubt? 2) I am the most beautiful/handsome... YR: Definitely. 3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous! YR: Of course! 4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy... YR: Definitely so true, especially the academic thingy. 5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums. YR: *puzzled look, walks away* If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says: 1) I know you like me. YR: Of course I do, I can't get enough of you. 2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you! YR: The aesthetics were good until the acoustics kicked in. 3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type! YR: I'm B+, it's not very common. 4) Unless you are rich, then don’t dream that I'll offer/get a ride with you! YR: I have my own car *with you know, The Look of Durh* 5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you! YR: Sorry, I hate myself too much already, I don't take notice of other people's hate. If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says: 1) I think you and I can make a good couple. YR: Couple of what? 2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please? YR: Sure thing! (I would give it out and exchange numbers, only to ensure that I never ever pick up his calls/texts.) 3) Hi, wanna make out? YR: My make-up is in the car. 4) What do you like about me? YR: Your absence. 5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much! YR: Sure thing, "I am pretty and you like me soooo much!" Libellés : humour [Are you mean or sarcastic?] |
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